ReBlog: Pretty Girl Looking for $500k+ guy …. JP Morgan CEO Replies

This is reblogged from  http://www.wetindey.com/2014/02/pretty-girl-seeking-rich-husband-got.html

But here is the post f you can’t be bothered to click away

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?


I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty

A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan when you continue!

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO

Valentine’s Day Tag

The below questions were taken off a fellow blogger’s page for V-Day tag (shout out to Jeyna Grace at jeynagrace.wordpress.com )

Here goes :s

1. Which is your favourite Valentines Day treat? Sweethearts or chocolate covered strawberries?
Don’t know what a sweetheart is but put me down for chocolate and strawberries any day

2. What was your favourite Valentines Day memory?
When i was 14/15 and year-long enemy/crush finally apologised (with chocolates, teddy and letter in tow) and asked me out.

We did fizzle out after 17 months due to lack of kiss-age on my part but that is a story for another day

3. Twilight or Harry Potter Valentines?
Harry Potter (Obviously!!!!)

4. What celebrity would you not mind having as your Valentine?
I can’t decide… Antonio Bandearas but i LOVE Prince Harry

5. Do you have a special someone to celebrate Valentines Day with?
Not exactly! does a glass of wine and my laptop count??

6. Which restaurant would you prefer for a Valentines Day date? Cheese Cake Factory or Ruby’s?
Cheese Cake Factory!!! #BigBangTheory

7. Red or Pink lips on Valentines Day?
Red Lips Always

8. Dress or cute top to wear on a Valentines Day date?
Dress.

9. Perfect date; dinner and movie or dinner and walk on the beach?
Dinner and movie

10. Hair up or hair down for Valentines Day date?
Up (gotta show off my shoulders 😉 )

What are your answers to these questions? Let me know in the comments below!

I’m Letting My Wife Go

Seth Adam Smith

I’m sure it may come as a shock to some people, but I let my wife go. It was one of the hardest things I’ve had to do, but it was the right thing for the both of us.

Kim and Seth WeddingNo, we’re not getting a divorce and no, we’re not separating. Truth be told, the practice of “letting go” has actually brought us closer together. But in order to understand what I mean by “letting go,” you must first understand that Kim and I are two very different people.

In fact, the differences between us were Kim’s primary concern with us getting married. “Seth, a fish may love a bird,” she said. “But where would they live?”

I smiled at the comparison because it’s fairly accurate.

Kim and I are incredibly different people. She’s the oldest in her family; I’m the youngest in mine. She’s very responsible; I’m…very much not. She…

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Turn back the hands of time

I was just asked if I sometimes wished I could go turn back the hands of time…honestly, I didn’t have to think much to say a not so subtle NO.  I know it sounds crazy but most people want to rewind time and relive their glory days but I honestly don’t remember having Glory days.

The concept in itself is strange to me. High School glory days = nil. I was smart but not the smartest or the most popular. I pretty much flunked university and don’t have a graduate job lined up. I really don’t see why I would want to relive those days . I don’t even want to relive the last 2 weeks of my life.

So why would you rewind time when you have time in the future to live the way you want to live. If your glory days were so glorious, relish in the fact that you can recreate them – maybe even to greater heights. If like me you didn’t have glory days, then make them happy because life, long or short, isn’t waiting for you to make a decision.

I think people need to realise that the moment you arrive in a time-specific place, time moves. it doesn’t wait for you to relish and relive those days in the past. So no matter how many times you turn back the hands of time, it will move back to the your present/future